I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella;
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist and concrete analyst. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket
I'm somebody who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to simply become a multitalented creature. I still love extreme sports.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a muesli and a toaster oven I can also cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Dunnes who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.